Thursday, July 19, 2007

FROM GAY DREAMS AND ROMANCE

GAY DREAMS AND SEX
I had the weirdest dream last night... i dreamt about one of my closest gay friends...having sex with one of my closest girl friends... It gives me the creeps just thinkin' about it... they we're doing it on the bed with me beside them!!!! i was just observing them while they're doing their thing... what the f*ck does that mean???!!! My gay friend is so gay, the thought of "pe*p*k" would make him shiver with disgust. For him, the opposite sex is nothing but an equal to him, his girly girl friends. Then this girl friend of mine is on top of gay friends as if enjoying every bit of the task. Gay friend, as i can remember, seems to be liking the feeling too. Uuuuggghhh. But i definitely don't like the scene....
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THE MOST ROMANTIC OLD COUPLE I'VE EVER KNOWN
I had this professor when i was in 1st year (or was it 2nd?) in college. She was really, really old..... recently (like just last year, i think), i found out that she has a husband, dito rin sa faculty namin... I became fond of observing them. You see, nakita kong sinasamahan lagi ni Grandpa si professor Grandma sa class na tuturuan ni Granny. He would make sure na nakapasok na si Granny sa classroom and all. But that's not all, hindi pa aalis si Granpa sa labas ng classroom. He would just wait there until Granny and her class would say their prayer...
In the name of the Father..... and of the Son....
Ang weird! si Grandpa, nakikidasal sa labas ng classroom! nakikisign of the cross din siya... then pray as if kasama siya sa loob ng classroom...
and of the Holy Spirit... Amen.
Amen narin si lolo. Tapos narin siya magdasal katulad nila.
After few seconds of being assured that Grandma is OK, he'll leave na.
Then one time, I saw Granpa again, with full efforts (iika-ika na kasing maglakad), slowly walked at the corridors, as if surveying all the classrooms. He'd peek at each classroom as if he's searching for someone. Buong corridor nilakad niya. Then at the end of the hall, sa last classroom, pagkasilip niya, i saw he was relieved, nandon pala ang hinahanap niya. After that, he didn't even knock on the door, 'cause i thought he was looking for someone nga. Instead, he just left then went back to where he came from, sa kabilang dulo ulit ng corridor. Nagtaka ako. i went to the classroom na pinuntahan niya, and there she was! Si Grandma! So.... was Grandpa just checking if Granny was OK? or did he miss her so much that he went there to take a quick peek at her loving wife?
I also saw them walking towards the elevator just now. Like a gentleman he was, pinauna niya si Granny maglakad (lagi yun.... pinapauna niya laging maglakad si Grandma). Nung pasakay na sila sa elevator, inalalayan pa ni Grandpa si Granny sumakay (yung parang hinawakan niya yung likod for assurance na nandito lang ako...).
Ilang beses ko nang nakikitang nangyayari yun. They're the sweetest old couple i know. Well, besides my parents, of course. But they're not that old (baka benggahin ako ng mga yun..).
Ayun. I just wanna share. Haayy. Would i ever have a husband like that? Even if i get crinkly and shrinkly old, he'd still be madly inlove with me? That everyday is *kilig* day for us even if uugud-ugod na kami... wow.
Takte. May magtatagal kaya na lalaking mamahalin ako ng ganun sa ugali kong ito? parang Dragon. Nakakatakot.

9 comments:

kalansaycollector said...

at sino ang malas mong kaibigang bakla yan? puhlease...

Caloy and Isha said...

nararamdaman kong ikaw yan jaymar.. hahaha.. sino si gurlaloo.. hahah.. i wana know! korean porn ube version! hahaha! stop lesbianism! naman!

Caloy and Isha said...

chell, i need you to comment on my newest blog. youll be needing microsoft word with that blog... once you've guessed kung bakit, text mo ako.. lab yuh..

kalansaycollector said...

eeeeeewwww..

mUnChKiNs said...

mga gago...DO U REALLY WANNA KNOW???!!! FINE....

si JAYMAR CASTRO at MARIANNE OCAMPO lang naman yung nagsesex sa panaginip ko....

please.... kaya naman... talagang nakakakemeng isipin....

at ateng.... si maryan ON TOP... si jaymar naka-t-shirt pa sa dream.... ay please!!!! naiimagine niyo ba si jaymar na nag-eenjoy???? nyayk!!!

Caloy and Isha said...

please!!!! hindi nakakatuwa!!! nakakasuka actually!!!

ano namang pantasya ang nagdulot para makita mo yang mga masasasamang, malalaswang pangitain na iyan!!


eeeeewwww to the highest level naman ateng!

kalansaycollector said...

ATE KADIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

KAMUSTA NAMAN IYON?!!!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kalansaycollector said...

kapag si fhadz ang nakita mo kaya run...

wala na akong sasabihin pa.

Anonymous said...

Interesting to know.